- Girl: *Rolls eyes*
- Teacher: Yeah keep rolling your eyes, you might find a brain back there.
on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine
BEST ASSASSINATION PLOT.
I HAVE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS GIF
I CAN HEAR HER IN MY HEAD
It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
your friends are keepers