So this girl gave attitude to my teacher today
  • Girl: *Rolls eyes*
  • Teacher: Yeah keep rolling your eyes, you might find a brain back there.
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on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine

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cold-kiss-of-air: raspberry-ocean: doctorpotterlock: ladyhistory: BEST ASSASSINATION PLOT. I HAVE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS GIF Yes I CAN HEAR HER IN MY HEAD 

cold-kiss-of-air:

raspberry-ocean:

doctorpotterlock:

ladyhistory:

BEST ASSASSINATION PLOT.

I HAVE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS GIF

Yes

I CAN HEAR HER IN MY HEAD 

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stereolights: It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

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I hate my friends

iwillmindfuckyou:

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

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But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

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Cry

your friends are keepers

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